Who I Follow

This is what is wrong with… everything.

thatswhatshanesaid:

discoverynews:

newsweek:

“I’m Alana. I’m 6. And I’m a beauty queen.” Yes you are honey. Yes. You. Are. And with the above clip, your tumblr’s interest in Toddlers & Tiaras is finally piqued. Alana, ladies and gentlemen, is today’s spirit animal.

[h/t BuzzFeed]

wow

WHY DID THIS VIDEO END? I NEVER WANTED IT TO END!

(via katesmellis)

This year will rock.

*Tosses his toy down the scary, dark, evil basement stairs*

Mum: Don’t worry babe, I’ll get it for you.

*Ventures downstairs to retrieve unlucky toy*

Alex: (Making sad noises)

Mum: It’s ok. I got it, love.

*Hands toy to sad baby*

Alex: *Tosses toy on the ground, reaches with open arms for Mum*

We hug.

Toy = expendable.

Mum = invaluable.

Christmas present from Bretley just arrived. All I’m going to say is… Oh. My. Gosh. Never thought I’d like a hat/watch so much. LOVE. Pictures to follow.

Amazing.

Nom nom. And when you get bored exfoliating, you can just lick your lips…

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Does the winter weather got your feeling a little chapped try this DIY Lip Exfoliator Sweet Enough to Eat!

Still debating whether I’ll add “vegetarian” to my list of New Year’s Resolutions, but in the meantime… doesn’t this look delicious?

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Looking for a quick and easy main dish? Try our Penne with Wilted Arugula, Olive Oil, and Goat Cheese!